foxhardt:

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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callsign-bunnie:

I was sick last week so have some “I could fix him” posts

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spiderside99:

art dump from twitter because it is imploding. I’ll post new doodles here in case the site dies. I’ve lurked on tumblr for years but I’ve never posted, so let me know if I do anything wrong. thank you for stopping by :)

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wartips:

You’re being really unchill right now by not letting me kill you

wartips:

Murdering in the name of your government is the only way you are going to make your dad proud.

wartips:

You will never be Sasuke Uchiha

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sasukeless:

this is what it feels to be sasuke in the narrative AND the fandom

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earthdad:

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

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fizzmouth:

harpygf:

jothkage:

me @ my future wife: wow babe! i love you even more than naruto!!

unrealistic i could never lie to my wife like that

sasuke could

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hungwy:

i know you went to OPs blog to reblog that post instead of just reblogging from me. i wrote your name down. first strike

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